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Post by M. C. Hammer on Apr 8, 2010 17:56:32 GMT -5
Hello fans! MC Hammer here. Can you touch this? LOL Lets get started because we have a lot of ground to cover. Over at Brawl Hall member in good standing "Whorepenguin" started a thread called: "Poofta Outed As Maximum Capacity, Sightings Reported". I must admit right here that thread got my attention as I have been interested in the Poofer/Pickles troll for a long time. In fact I still have a file on my computer with everything I could find on the subject. Links, images and whatever came along. So I go into my file and have to admit that some of the links no longer work considering that FlameChamps, DS, ST's old Flame Truth Forum and also Flame Truth Blog are no longer online. But I still have the captured images and some of you have been around long enough to remember some of the things I will cover. I don't think I have to prove some of these things as it was common knowledge. I will briefly go over the history. Flame Champs was a flame forum that Rudegog broke off from the old Wrestling fan site Ringfever. All the members at Ringfever were Pro wrestling fans just by the very fact they joined. Cardtrick, Iron Duke and many more were members and went over to Flame Champs. Most of the RingFever members were from the New York area with the exception of Iron Duke and a few others. Many of the members met up in real life to go to wrestling events. They even had wrestling radio shows interviewing pro wrestlers. At least up and coming wrestlers who had not made the big time yet. One of those wrestlers was Max Capacity. Most pro Wrestlers come from the South but max was from the new York area so it makes sense he had a connection to Ringfever. In fact Max was a posting member of Ringfever and the links are below. Even better is in one Max Capacity thread Rudedog says he was on a radio Show with Max.   ringfever.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=exas&action=display&thread=1074Are there other threads at Ringfever that connect Max capacity to RingFever? Yes here are a few: ringfever.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=exas&action=display&thread=969ringfever.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=exas&action=display&thread=954If you notice in one of the threads you have a RingFever members who was called "Zoo Master" and was pimping Max. Same as Mr. Pickles does for poofer today. I believe this Zoo Master is in fact Mr. Pickles. . |
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Post by M. C. Hammer on Apr 8, 2010 19:53:19 GMT -5
Over at the new Flame Champs there was a member called Chris The Professor Muldowney. Eventually The Professor got into it with Lady Ice. Then over at Brawl Hall Evil Blood started a thread accusing The Professor as being Max Capacity, giving Lady Ice as the main source of the information and saying that she got the information from some Flame Champs people who knew all about it. The outcome of that was The Professor vanished never to return. Seems like its very possible that Lay Ice and Evil Blood hit the nail on the head judging from The professor's leaving in a haste. Now why would someone over at Flame Champs tell Lady Ice a Brawl Haller, about Max? Could it be that Lady Ice is a well known Professional Wrestling fan? They had something in common with each other? I'm not sure of the time frame, it could have been a couple of weeks or even a couple of months later Mr. Pickles and Poofer showed up at Flame Champs. The poofer if you recall claimed he was the best flamer in the world and did not recognise the FC flame champ so he made up his own flame Championship belt and had it in his sig. The belt of course was similar to the belt a pro wrestler would wear. Poofer even had the Pro-Wrestler Rick Flair as his avatar, and used all the wrestling lingo. Would you call that a Pro-wrestling fan? If some of you recall back then, what was Mr. Pickle's and The Poofers main saying? That they were "The Future of Flaming". Now what wrestling Company had Maxium Capacity worked at? It was called FOW or "Future of Wrestling". You can read that at this link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Capacity"Capacity began working for the now defunct Future of Wrestling (FOW) in January 2001."Do you get the feeling that flaming is a good way to train for your job when you are a professional wrestler? Develop your bad guy spill? I suppose we could ask Brent who is also a professional wrestler if that might be the case. |
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Post by M. C. Hammer on Apr 8, 2010 20:38:52 GMT -5
Part of the Mr. Pickles and The Poofers MO over at FlameChamps was to bash Flamechamps and the way it was being run. But was that real? Or was it like wrestling just them putting each other "over" as they say in Wrestling ? Iron Duke started a secret trolling forum and at some point a cap was leaked to the FlameTruth news blog. It was a list of the members of the secret FlameChamps trolling forum. And who shows up on that list? Mr. Pickles? Iron Duke covering for Mr. Pickles and now at Brawl hall for The Poofer? Huummmm. Seems like the FlameChamp's management did not dislike Pickles and Poofer as much as they acted like they did on the open part of the forum.  Remember that The Professor Muldowney left Flamechamps before Pickles and Poofer ever showed up there. So then Pickles posts an article over at Beaver Cleavers Flame Truth News on December 9, 2006.   Ask Professor Muldowney? How would Pickles know much about Professor Muldowney? Don't you find that strange? Oh well maybe its just a coincident but then it happens again and this time from Poofer. Again at the Beaver Cleaver blog but this time Beaver posts an article accusing Poofer of being The professor on Jan. 28, 2007. . |
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Post by M. C. Hammer on Apr 8, 2010 21:17:51 GMT -5
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Post by M. C. Hammer on Apr 8, 2010 21:44:05 GMT -5
What was one of poofer's interests at Flamechamps? Fantasy Football? Now at Brawl Hall is that also one of his interests? How about Maximum Capacity? He has a forum and what do we find? Fantasy Football? Yes  worldslargestathlete.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=4&sid=73494f952e70b43d1d4cffb7819a93f5Notice what Maximum Capacity said in that post. "You need to know your "POO" or you will get eaten alive"Now I figure extremely fat people are very fond of their "POO" so do you think thats where the name "POOFER" came from? LOL . |
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Post by M. C. Hammer on Apr 8, 2010 22:28:44 GMT -5
Bottom line here is poofer objects to being called Muldowney. Who does he want people to believe Muldowney is?  Beaver? Why Beaver? Because he remembers that Beaver article from 2007 and maybe the people accusing him today of being Muldowney remember that article? I suppose if I was Poofer I would also try to put some doubt in the minds of people about the author of that article. Too bad Beaver didn't come from RingFever and was never spotted in a Fantasy Football forum. . |
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Post by Hugh G Rection on Apr 10, 2010 3:24:32 GMT -5
Who is Poofer? Simple answer: a 650lb bag of shit. The World's Largest Athlete? Tell me, Hammer, what's athletic about eating enough food in one sitting to feed a family of 4 for a month? Maximum Lardassity's single claim to fame (however dubious it might be) is that he's in danger of being harpooned by the Japanese should he ever manage to get his horrendously obese frame into the ocean without getting swarmed under by Greenpeace activists working for his protection.
I think a more pertinent question would be; what is Poofer? The simple answer again (because simple is what Poofer does so very well) is that he's not only a pathological liar and the dumbest member of his family but he's, quite probably, the dumbest member of his indeterminate species.
Still, look on the bright side...with the astounding amount of analingus Blackmuse is currently performing on him, xxxxxxxx will never have to buy another roll of toilet paper as long as he lives...which, judging by the strain placed on his heart by carrying the equivalent of 3 Brents around his middle, won't be for much longer. A reason to be cheerful. Where the fuck will they find a coffin big enough...or will they just rend him down for glue?
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Post by Hugh G Rection on Apr 12, 2010 8:13:58 GMT -5
So, let's ignore the fact that he's a fat, semi-literate wrestler with bigger tits than Emmy "Blubberbutt" Bridges, has an inexplicable attractiveness to small children that would leave Rotwang green with envy and has body odour that could fell an ox. Instead we'll concentrate on his latest nic and ask the question: what is 'a poofer'? I've scoured many of the online dictionary sites and have even taken the step of going to the library and checking their full set of the Oxford English Dictionary. Nada, zip, zilch...fuck all. Poofer, it would appear, is a made up word. Ah, but hang on a second...what do we have here? www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pooferOh dear...we seem to have an answer...and it really doesn't help Mr. Stanco's cause very much. 1. poofer
When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.
Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer".
"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
one night stand hoe whore slut stripper
Okay, so this is obviously not applicable to our Poofer because, whilst the identity of his species is arguable, it's quite clear that he's of the male persuasion. Hmm, perhaps the next two definitions could shed some light on the matter: 2. poofer
slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen
For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there....and... 3. poofer
a nother word for decota mangrech. basicly gay.
oh my god he is such a poofer!So, basically, Poofer is an urban slang term for a homosexual. Now everything makes sense; King Poofer? Given the above, it's now obvious that the claim to royalty he bestowed upon himself in true megalomaniacal Idi Amin style was his way of giving everybody another clue as to his sexual orientation and the meaning of his nic... slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen
So, in effect, "Queen Queer" is what Michael has been telling us in his own moronic fashion. The wrestling tie-in should have given it away...the over-eager willingness to get hot and sweaty in very close quarters with other men, both one-on-one and in multiple partner action. In summation, not only could he have been the star of Free Willy, but he'd also happily be a recipient of the aforementioned...because he's a raving chutney ferret. |
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